When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random



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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random



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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random



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If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself.

Jody Wallace

Mots clés sexy funny-and-random smexy hands-off



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