When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

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If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself.

Jody Wallace

Tag: sexy funny-and-random smexy hands-off



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