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I guess it’s worth a shot.” More than likely a wasted bullet, but I’ll fire anyway.

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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names." I pointed to my right breast. "This is Danger." Then my left. "And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly."

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"

I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much...

Darynda Jones

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People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.

Wes Adamson

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If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterward act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your best judgment.

Mark Twain

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Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.

Rick Riordan

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Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.

The Walking Dead

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Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it