I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.

M.F. Moonzajer

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Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

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Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

Orson Scott Card

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When you're running a bureaucracy the best way to safeguard your job is to make sure you're the only one who knows how the whole thing works. -Lord Julius

Dave Sim

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Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!

Shanai Campbell

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She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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Life is like butter - when things cool down it can be reshaped

Alan Sheinwald

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Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?

‘Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.’ Prov. xxvi. 4.

‘Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.’ Prov. xxvi. 5.

Samuel Grant Oliphant

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Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It was useless to talk of corn or wine to a people who did not know even what they meant, so he had to use equivalents within their powers of comprehension. Thus in the Eskimo version of the Scriptures the miracle of Cana of Galilee is described as turning the water into blubber; the 8th verse of the 5th chapter of the First Epistle of St. Peter ran: ‘Your adversary the devil, as a roaring Polar bear walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.’ In the same way ‘A land flowing with milk and honey’ became ‘A land flowing with whale’s blubber,’ and throughout the New Testament the words ‘Lamb of God’ had to be translated ‘little Seal of God,’ as the nearest possible equivalent. The missionary added that his converts had the lowest opinion of Jonah for not having utilised his exceptional opportunities by killing and eating the whale.

Fredrick William Hamilton

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Holy f*ck, everything they'd said was true.

J. Lynn

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