Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Josh Stern

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It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm failure conversations sarcastic

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The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy insane funny-and-random

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If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Josh Stern

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Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Josh Stern

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When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

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But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.

S.K. Logsdon

Mots clés romance funny author erotica sexy-humor escorts

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I've got a cab waiting so we sh-" he stopped speaking as he entered the
sitting room, his eyes frozen on me.
"Fuck."

Ellie giggled.

I squinted an eye at him. "Is that a good fuck?"

He grinned. "Well you're that too, babe.

Samantha Young

Mots clés humor funny sexy-humor

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