If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor

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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Winston S. Churchill

Mots clés humor writing history

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

Mots clés humor

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I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

Mots clés humor mistakes justification pretexts

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If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Marcus Brigstocke

Mots clés humor games influence joke video-games

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

H.L. Mencken

Mots clés humor belief definition illogical improbable

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Lemony Snicket

Mots clés humor simile fate

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Calvin Trillin

Mots clés humor food cooking leftovers mothers

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Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Winston S. Churchill

Mots clés humor

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine

Mots clés humor irish drinking alcohol food-groups

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