There was a bird whistle as Polly neared the hiding place. She identified this one as the sound of the Very Bad Bird Impersonator…

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor hiding-place

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Why is it that a man always stops to admire another man's work at the worst possible time?

James Flerlage

Mots clés humor

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Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns.

Jen Glantz

Mots clés humor dating nonfiction essays

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Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.

Linda S. Godfrey

Mots clés humor irony-of-life humorous-philosophy

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Republicans: 'we fought the good fight' - yeah, it woulda been worth it if we could have prevented just one poor kid from getting a free inhaler.

Bill Maher

Mots clés humor politics facebook healthcare-reform obamacare government-shutdown

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... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.

Brent Crawford

Mots clés humor library

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You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath.
"Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.

Addison Moore

Mots clés humor truth oral-sex cute cunnilingus going-down

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Tunnel vision is caused by an optic fungus that multiplies when the brain is less energetic than the ego. It is complicated by exposure to politics.

Tom Robbins

Mots clés humor

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Woodrow Wilson has just made the decision to take part in World War I. What was he feeling then? Did he know the possible outcomes of his decision? Did he feel the burden of American lives on his shoulders? He probably said something like: "Goddamn. I love America but this could be the worst decision in American history." Don't worry yourself Woody, it wasn't.

Zachary Crosby

Mots clés humor america woodrow-wilson

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Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You know what I hate most about it?”
“No sex?” Sophie guessed.
“That’s what I hate second most about it. No, what I hate most is—”
“That you can’t lie,” Adrian cut in.
Niko lifted his eyebrows at him, impressed. “You do know me. Exactly right.”
“And no bacon,” Freya added.

Molly Ringle

Mots clés humor death sex lying bacon

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