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All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

E.B. White

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

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In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

P.G. Wodehouse

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I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Charles M. Schulz

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz

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To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Woody Allen

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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Woody Allen

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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

Woody Allen

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