I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.
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99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.
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Blast ignorant people with high-powered streams of information and wisdom, but only when fire hoses are not readily available.
Cassandra DuffyMots clés humorous-quotations
I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.
C. JoyBell C.Mots clés humor life good bad life-and-living good-and-evil humorous-quotations bad-boys
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
Adam SelzerMots clés humor humorous humorous-quotations
Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela
Christopher PaoliniMots clés humorous-quotations
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
Carroll BryantMots clés humor philosophical humorous-quotations
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
Carroll BryantMots clés humorous humorous-quotations humorous-philosophy
I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
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Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.
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