Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
John LymanMots clés humorous
We all have different languages; but we all really mean the same thing.
C.S. LewisMots clés humorous
It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.
Neil GaimanMots clés wordplay humorous feckless
A weapon needs a wielder; it should not be permitted to start its own fights."
"You are not my wielder; you are naught, a forgotten ghost, not even a memory."
"Maybe, but you are still a weapon.
Mots clés humorous fantasy-fiction
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.
Chelsea HandlerMots clés humor dogs funny comedy humorous comedian
Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John SteinbeckMots clés humorous
Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I have foot fungus too.
Amy HolderMots clés humorous
Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.
Mots clés romantic humorous smartass cinder-and-ella melissa-lemon
Borman's dumping urine. Urine [in] approximately one minute." Two lines further along, we see Lovell saying, "What a sight to behold!
Mary RoachMots clés humorous
My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday."
"Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week."
Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.
Mots clés humorous
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