I don't get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days...No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance.
Deb CalettiMots clés humorous
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
Edward Verrall LucasMots clés humor humorous waiting late tardy
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.
Oscar WildeMots clés humorous
Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in a condition that can be hidden only with the application of another hat.
Stephanie Pearl-McPheeMots clés humorous
Fuckstockings!
Christopher MooreMots clés humorous
He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.”
“I prefer canine-American,” said Total.
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But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land."
(Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)
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I don't care how impossible it seems.
David ByrneMots clés inspirational song humorous best-of-talking-heads david-byrne talking-heads
All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate--and I wish I could find one.
Shulamith FirestoneMots clés humorous
Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. Get ready to make me some Pop-Tarts, bitch.
Chuck KlostermanMots clés humorous
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