Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'?

Erica Dakin

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Jim: By the way Artie. How are you going to escape?

Artie: Oh, the usual way. Guile.. cunning...trickery.

Wild Wild West Season 3
Night of the Arrow

Wild Wild West TV

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Am I a human? Yes. Then I like The Princess Bride.

Remy Richard

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I think I’m coming up on the ess curve, so I’m going to hang up and concentrate on driving. In the snow. Which wasn’t supposed to happen until tomorrow afternoon.

Gee, Kels, I didn’t know you believed in the weatherman. Do you still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, too? How about the Easter Bunny?

All right. Point taken.

Lani Aames

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I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild animal seeking its freedom. I could probably outrun his one-legged friend, but Shad has something of the greyhound about him.

Janet Mullany

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This must be the most embarrassing moment in my life. I am glad I am too ill to appreciate it fully.

Janet Mullany

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But I regret to inform you that you are probably not dying'

'As you will.' I take a swig from the bottle of brandy, my teeth chattering against it. I don't have the energy to argue; I must save my strength for my imminent demise.

Janet Mullany

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I regret it is not possible to marry by post.

Janet Mullany

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May we do it again? She sounds remarkably bright and cheerful. 'And I didn't bleed. My mother said I would experience great agony.'

'Half an hour.'

'I beg your pardon? Your mumbling.'

Eyes closed, I attempt to enunciate a little more clearly. 'In half an hour or so. Probably. And your mother was misinformed.'

'What am I suppose to do in the meantime?'

'Oh. Read a Sermon. Embroider something

Janet Mullany

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Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.

Janet Mullany

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