Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'?
Erica DakinTag: sex humorous court vagina manhood fantasy-romance
Jim: By the way Artie. How are you going to escape?
Artie: Oh, the usual way. Guile.. cunning...trickery.
Wild Wild West Season 3
Night of the Arrow
Tag: humorous
Am I a human? Yes. Then I like The Princess Bride.
Remy RichardTag: humorous
I think I’m coming up on the ess curve, so I’m going to hang up and concentrate on driving. In the snow. Which wasn’t supposed to happen until tomorrow afternoon.
Gee, Kels, I didn’t know you believed in the weatherman. Do you still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, too? How about the Easter Bunny?
All right. Point taken.
Tag: humorous
I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild animal seeking its freedom. I could probably outrun his one-legged friend, but Shad has something of the greyhound about him.
Janet MullanyTag: humorous
This must be the most embarrassing moment in my life. I am glad I am too ill to appreciate it fully.
Janet MullanyTag: humorous
But I regret to inform you that you are probably not dying'
'As you will.' I take a swig from the bottle of brandy, my teeth chattering against it. I don't have the energy to argue; I must save my strength for my imminent demise.
Tag: humorous
I regret it is not possible to marry by post.
Janet MullanyTag: humorous
May we do it again? She sounds remarkably bright and cheerful. 'And I didn't bleed. My mother said I would experience great agony.'
'Half an hour.'
'I beg your pardon? Your mumbling.'
Eyes closed, I attempt to enunciate a little more clearly. 'In half an hour or so. Probably. And your mother was misinformed.'
'What am I suppose to do in the meantime?'
'Oh. Read a Sermon. Embroider something
Tag: humorous
Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.
Janet MullanyTag: humorous
« prima precedente
Pagina 79 di 91.
prossimo ultimo »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.