One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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But how do we know it's really you? I mean, I could put a saucepan on my head and call myself the God of Boiled Dumplings; wouldn't mean I was telling the truth.
K.J. ParkerMots clés humorous
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.
Louise RennisonMots clés humorous
I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!
Kim HarrisonMots clés humorous
I would so rock at running amuck.
K.C. RandallMots clés humorous
Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.
And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺
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I want you back here now. I want you next to me now. I cannot believe that my family, your brother, all our friends, and an entire police force can't keep tabs on one twenty-six year old graphic designer who thinks he's fuckin' Batman.
--Detective Sam Kage in A Matter Of Time (vol 2 or part 4)
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Citizen's arrest," he said. "Well, that, and Patch told me to.
Becca FitzpatrickMots clés humorous
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