You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.

P.G. Wodehouse

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A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mots clés humor people humour meaning party value relativity club important vip v-i-p vip-area

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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mots clés humor humour decision indecision underwear g-string

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If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mots clés humor life god religion humour television drama audience tv purpose-of-life director god-s-plan scriptwriter

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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mots clés humor sex humour orgasm second-coming connotation

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You should never relax your hold.” Then he flipped me off his shoulder. I hit the mat with a loud grunt. “Aw, did you just fall?” “No.” I rolled onto my back, wincing. “I attacked the floor.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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You’re Neptune, right?” she asked. “Lord of the sea who washed up on the beach during the storm? Do you perform miracles? Because I could use a couple of them tonight.

Olivia Cunning

Mots clés humour neptune

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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

Russell Brand

Mots clés humour wit audacious

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Come on,"he said, gesturing toward the exit. "let's take a walk."
"Where?"
"It doesn't matter. We just need you calmed down or you'll be in no shape to fight."
"Yeah? Are you afraid of my possibly insane dark side coming out?"
"No, I'm afraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isn't afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right."
I gave him a dry look. "Is there are a difference?"
"Yes. The second one scares me.

Richelle Mead

Mots clés humour rose-hathaway dimitri-belikov

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State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

Jennifer Bernard

Mots clés humour witty

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