You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.

P.G. Wodehouse

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A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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You should never relax your hold.” Then he flipped me off his shoulder. I hit the mat with a loud grunt. “Aw, did you just fall?” “No.” I rolled onto my back, wincing. “I attacked the floor.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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You’re Neptune, right?” she asked. “Lord of the sea who washed up on the beach during the storm? Do you perform miracles? Because I could use a couple of them tonight.

Olivia Cunning

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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

Russell Brand

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Come on,"he said, gesturing toward the exit. "let's take a walk."
"Where?"
"It doesn't matter. We just need you calmed down or you'll be in no shape to fight."
"Yeah? Are you afraid of my possibly insane dark side coming out?"
"No, I'm afraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isn't afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right."
I gave him a dry look. "Is there are a difference?"
"Yes. The second one scares me.

Richelle Mead

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State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

Jennifer Bernard

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