David had left her,taking his insane jealousy with him.
Mary Papas-Μαρία ΠαπαδοπούλουTags: books writing stories humour authors
Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: humor family humour funny obesity fat
Imagine: If a man who shakes hands up and down meets a man who shakes hands side to side, what will happen?
Nathan looked perplexed but he extended his hand all the same. As they shook, their clasped hands went round and round in circles.
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The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: humor money humour sense-of-humor funny-materialism
[On writing Jeeves and Wooster stories]:
You tell yourself that you can take Jeeves stories or leave them alone, that one more can't possibly hurt you, because you know you can pull up whenever you feel like it, but it is merely wish-full thinking. The craving has gripped you and there is no resisting it.
You have passed the point of no return.
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So we wait?” asked Severard.
“We wait, and we look to our defences. That and we try to find some money. Do you have any cash, Severard?”
“I did have some. I gave it to a girl, down in the slums.”
“Ah. Shame.”
“Not really, she fucks like a madman. I’d thoroughly recommend her, if you’re interested.”
Glokta winced as his knee clicked. “What a thoroughly heartwarming tale, Severard, I never had you down for a romantic. I’d sing a ballad if I wasn’t so short of funds.”
“I could ask around. How much are we talking about?”
“Oh, not much. Say, half a million marks?”
One of the Practical’s eyebrows went up sharply. He reached into his pocket, dug around for a moment, pulled his hand out and opened it. A few copper coins shone in his palm.
“Twelve bits,” he said. “Twelve bits is all I can raise.
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I used to love to hear stories of that man’s exploits! One of my heroes, when I was young. Riding round the enemy, harassing his lines of communication, falling on the baggage train and whatnot.”
The Prince’s riding crop rode around, harassed, and fell on imaginary baggage in the air before him.
Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.
Matt DunnTags: humour fashion puns lol genes jeans skinny
Listening to Eminem makes me feel like a badass. Or at least as though I have the potential for badassery. I mean, the way he sings, it’s like he’d probably punch out a puppy if it looked at him wrong. Obviously I’m not glorifying animal cruelty here, I’m just saying, I could use some of that attitude.
Hannah HarringtonTags: humour
Beauty with brain can be reversed with stupidy with strain..
Sunil SharmaTags: humour
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