He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."
I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly."
"Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them.
Tags: humour richelle-mead sydney-sage the-indigo-spell trey-juarez
I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.
Fridge magnetTags: humour
Hey a rant. Haven't done one of those in a while. S'good to stretch out the Longevitus Ranticus section of the brain once in a while, otherwise you just become passive and might even- god forbid- lose the ability to stretch it in the first place.
Joseph BullockWe did photograph albums, best dresses, favourite novels, and once someone's own novel. It was about a week in a telephone box with a pair of pyjamas called Adolf Hitler. The heroine was a piece of string with a knot in it.
Jeanette WintersonShocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.
Nikhil ShardaTags: humour fiction conversation witty-quotes
Kayla snatched the ruby-coloured bra he'd dug out from behind his back. "You should know, you're the one who got it off me," she said.
Meg CabotWhat did the TEACHER tell the students ?
PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.
Tags: humour
WHAT did the man tell the ALIEN ?
I AM A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON.
Tags: humour
As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and that had to include vampires, didn’t it? I doubted they were anything like they were in books and on TV, and one thing was for certain — they absolutely weren’t going to sparkle in the sunlight.
Ben AaronovitchTags: humour funny vampires anti-twilight sparkle
Groom yourself into a character that God will trust with power and success.
Esther ThomasTags: humour
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