Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...

Tony James Slater

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If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect.

Brian Randleas

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Shirley: "Christopher, would you like to tell Olivia what "F.I.N.E" means?"

Christopher: "Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional"
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Olivia: "But what if you really do feel fine?"

Shirley: "Christopher, care to answer that?"

Christopher: "Um, there's no such feeling as fine.

Amy Reed

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A peace washed over me when I knew God had marked me as HIS crazy person.

Jana Riess

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But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try.

Julie Kagawa

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A person who Sleeps more, Slips More.

Lalit Sharma

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Anything worth achieving is worth overachieving.

Lois McMaster Bujold

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Nnaka my son, our elders say, when a kid washes his hands clean, he becomes fit to dine with the elders. Our hearts are filled with indescribable joy and we can rub our belly with delight, so much so that we should give you the largest farmland and the most beautiful bride in the community but alas, we can only do so much. Nonetheless, the crack on the buttocks has not diminished its functions and we shall not disappoint you.

Sinachi Ukpabi

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I cannot choose for you,” he said, “for choosing a bride is like making a bowl of akamu. If someone makes it poorly, you will blame him for the rest of your life; but if you make
it yourself, you will drink it without complaining, whatever the outcome.

Sinachi Ukpabi

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When you come to a fork in the road, just take it

Yogi Berra

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