Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...
Tony James SlaterTag: humor inspirational-humor humor-quotes
If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect.
Brian RandleasTag: humor inspirational-humor
Shirley: "Christopher, would you like to tell Olivia what "F.I.N.E" means?"
Christopher: "Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional"
...
Olivia: "But what if you really do feel fine?"
Shirley: "Christopher, care to answer that?"
Christopher: "Um, there's no such feeling as fine.
Tag: inspirational-humor inspirational-attitude
A peace washed over me when I knew God had marked me as HIS crazy person.
Jana RiessTag: inspirational-humor
But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try.
Julie KagawaTag: life inspirational-humor
A person who Sleeps more, Slips More.
Lalit SharmaTag: motivational inspirational-humor
Anything worth achieving is worth overachieving.
Lois McMaster BujoldTag: inspirational-humor
Nnaka my son, our elders say, when a kid washes his hands clean, he becomes fit to dine with the elders. Our hearts are filled with indescribable joy and we can rub our belly with delight, so much so that we should give you the largest farmland and the most beautiful bride in the community but alas, we can only do so much. Nonetheless, the crack on the buttocks has not diminished its functions and we shall not disappoint you.
Sinachi UkpabiTag: inspirational-humor
I cannot choose for you,” he said, “for choosing a bride is like making a bowl of akamu. If someone makes it poorly, you will blame him for the rest of your life; but if you make
it yourself, you will drink it without complaining, whatever the outcome.
Tag: inspirational-humor
When you come to a fork in the road, just take it
Yogi BerraTag: inspirational-humor
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