That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.

Jennifer Crusie

Mots clés humor men-and-women



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I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better."

"Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.

Jennifer Crusie

Mots clés humor logic men-and-women



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[…] I have a date this afternoon."

"Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them."

"I haven't maimed anyone."

"You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out.

Jennifer Crusie

Mots clés humor dating men-and-women



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At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice.

"You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.

"I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?

Jennifer Crusie

Mots clés humor marriage men-and-women



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Put not your trust in things, but in men. And women.

Max Gladstone

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Intuition is the lifeblood of a woman and the essential character of a man."-Serena Jade

Serena Jade is a Psycho-Spiritual Author And Globe-Traveling Yoga Teacher

Mots clés intuition men-and-women soul-mates charismatic-connection serena-jade



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