That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.
Jennifer CrusieTag: humor men-and-women
I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better."
"Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.
Tag: humor logic men-and-women
[…] I have a date this afternoon."
"Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them."
"I haven't maimed anyone."
"You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out.
Tag: humor dating men-and-women
At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice.
"You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.
"I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?
Tag: humor marriage men-and-women
Put not your trust in things, but in men. And women.
Max GladstoneTag: men-and-women
Intuition is the lifeblood of a woman and the essential character of a man."-Serena Jade
Serena Jade is a Psycho-Spiritual Author And Globe-Traveling Yoga TeacherTag: intuition men-and-women soul-mates charismatic-connection serena-jade
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