The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay off my American Express Bill"
- Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004

Peter Ustinov

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Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans

Brit N. Lane

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You can’t jump for the stars if your feet hurt.

Dan Brown

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And when you get where you’re going, you darn well better look great!

Dan Brown

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Act first, explain later.

Dan Brown

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I'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers.

Kaine Andrews

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Everything's just fucking Disney with you.

Nenia Campbell

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What happened out there?”

“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”

“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

Nenia Campbell

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I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

Nenia Campbell

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Manners,” I say. “It ain't polite to taste people. Shit.

Nenia Campbell

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