The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay off my American Express Bill"
- Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans
Brit N. LaneTags: romantic random funny sexy
You can’t jump for the stars if your feet hurt.
Dan BrownTags: random
And when you get where you’re going, you darn well better look great!
Dan BrownTags: random
Act first, explain later.
Dan BrownI'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers.
Kaine AndrewsTags: humor random odd phobias
Everything's just fucking Disney with you.
Nenia CampbellTags: random dark sarcasm dark-humor disney naivete
What happened out there?”
“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”
“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?
Tags: humor random fantasy dragons drunk
I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.
Nenia CampbellTags: humor random drinking alcohol
Manners,” I say. “It ain't polite to taste people. Shit.
Nenia CampbellTags: humor manners politeness random funny
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