You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

James Dashner

Mots clés humor random funny the-maze-runner



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Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.

Adam Rex

Mots clés random funny



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Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.

Richard Laymon

Mots clés humor random funland



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I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.

Megan McDonald

Mots clés humor random brains jell-o



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I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.

C. JoyBell C.

Mots clés inspirational learning random change character-defining growth life-and-living stubbornness growth-life inspiring character-quote inspirational-attitude unpredictable



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All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.

Claudia Gray

Mots clés friends random funny dead-people vic



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Hand me my pants,

Michael Grant

Mots clés humor random



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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible

George Burns

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Seeing is believing

Alyson Noel

Mots clés random



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What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!

Hunter S. Thompson

Mots clés random funny drugs crazy acid-trips



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