You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
James DashnerTag: humor random funny the-maze-runner
Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.
Adam RexNow you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.
Richard LaymonI love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.
Megan McDonaldTag: humor random brains jell-o
I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.
C. JoyBell C.Tag: inspirational learning random change character-defining growth life-and-living stubbornness growth-life inspiring character-quote inspirational-attitude unpredictable
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
Claudia GrayTag: friends random funny dead-people vic
Hand me my pants,
Michael GrantNo snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
George BurnsTag: random
Seeing is believing
Alyson NoelTag: random
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
Hunter S. ThompsonTag: random funny drugs crazy acid-trips
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