Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
Rick RiordanMots clés humor random funny hilarious rick-riordan laugh-out-loud the-son-of-neptune die-demigod-scum name-badge
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Ellen DeGeneresMots clés random funny pickles cucumbers
Luck is not as random as you think.
Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.
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He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."
The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?"
"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.
Mots clés humor family random insults humorous what-the-hell
You are who you are, when NO ONE is LOOKING
WeasMots clés random
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
Ellen DeGeneresMots clés random funny worth-reading seriously-i-m-kidding
Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection--intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed to periods of intimacy with a bunch of random faces.
Jess C. ScottMots clés happiness random spiritual time soul sex drugs connection spirituality sex-appeal party alcohol strangers sobriety soulmates intimacy sober partying incubus
Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.
John WyndhamMots clés random out-of-context
Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.
A.G. PhillipsMots clés humor peace random funny quote conflict peas
You think I pretend weakness?"
She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.
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