I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

Scott Westerfeld

Mots clés humor funny vampires parasites cannibalism zombies



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He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool.

Derek Landy

Mots clés hats zombies doctor-who skull fezzes



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I’m lonely, and he can see it. Maybe everyone can see it.

Madeleine Roux

Mots clés sad lonely zombies allison-hewitt



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I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”

“What… Eat my ASS?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.

Shamus McCarty

Mots clés zombies bizarro assholery



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When Jesus said “Whoever eats my flesh

Pablo

Mots clés life religion atheism bible jesus vampires blood zombies



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What makes us the strongest tribe on the continent is the fact that a group that opposes these values--a group that would have mankind remain in the new dark ages--is permitted to grow, permitted to exist...and, after it becomes a violent terrorist organization, is allowed to live on it own lands, taken out of the lands of those it has attacked and continues to attack!" He had to stop speaking then--the applause was louder than even his amplified voice. "They expect that fear will drive us to become like them...closed-minded, blind, angry. Our society will remain open and free so long as I am standing upright," he continued, once the applause died down.

Lia Habel

Mots clés dystopia zombies steampunk



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The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead.

Stephen J. Day

Mots clés rain water london zombies undead melting sheltering



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If a responsible, mentally sound American wants to own and AR-15, that’s their right. Besides, when the zombies come…okay, you don’t like the zombie thing. When the Chinese invade our country, who do you want to depend on? The over-extended police force and the National Guard? Or the next door neighbor who’s a former Marine and has enough guns and ammunition for your entire block?

Aaron B. Powell

Mots clés second-amendment gun-control zombies



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And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

Jesse Petersen

Mots clés humor zombies



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Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

Lia Habel

Mots clés zombies gender-and-mortality zombie-rules



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