I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
Scott WesterfeldTags: humor funny vampires parasites cannibalism zombies
He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool.
Derek LandyTags: hats zombies doctor-who skull fezzes
I’m lonely, and he can see it. Maybe everyone can see it.
Madeleine RouxTags: sad lonely zombies allison-hewitt
I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”
“What… Eat my ASS?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.
Tags: zombies bizarro assholery
When Jesus said “Whoever eats my flesh
PabloTags: life religion atheism bible jesus vampires blood zombies
What makes us the strongest tribe on the continent is the fact that a group that opposes these values--a group that would have mankind remain in the new dark ages--is permitted to grow, permitted to exist...and, after it becomes a violent terrorist organization, is allowed to live on it own lands, taken out of the lands of those it has attacked and continues to attack!" He had to stop speaking then--the applause was louder than even his amplified voice. "They expect that fear will drive us to become like them...closed-minded, blind, angry. Our society will remain open and free so long as I am standing upright," he continued, once the applause died down.
Lia HabelTags: dystopia zombies steampunk
The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead.
Stephen J. DayTags: rain water london zombies undead melting sheltering
If a responsible, mentally sound American wants to own and AR-15, that’s their right. Besides, when the zombies come…okay, you don’t like the zombie thing. When the Chinese invade our country, who do you want to depend on? The over-extended police force and the National Guard? Or the next door neighbor who’s a former Marine and has enough guns and ammunition for your entire block?
Aaron B. PowellTags: second-amendment gun-control zombies
And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye
Jesse PetersenDead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!
Lia HabelTags: zombies gender-and-mortality zombie-rules
« first previous
Page 12 of 29.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.