Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
Bill WattersonBlustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Bill WattersonI hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
Bill WattersonTag: calvin-and-hobbes booger
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
Bill WattersonTag: funny song calvin-and-hobbes calvin bill-watterson
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill WattersonTag: humor
They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines."
"Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce."
"We need more special effects and dance numbers.
Tag: humor life life-philosophy
I'm a man of few words."
"If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Bill WattersonTag: procrastination avoidance calvin-and-hobbes calvin
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
Bill WattersonTag: art tigers van-gogh commercial-viability-of-art
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
Bill WattersonTag: school useless-information taking-tests
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