As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
Bill WattersonTag: school useless-information taking-tests
People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
Bill WattersonTag: art sophistication modern-art superiority
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
Bill WattersonTag: surprises disappointment
Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
Bill WattersonCalvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy...and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!!
Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans.
Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan
when his dad said "Eat your peas."
Barney shouted no and ran
Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar
Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,
Cause Barney didn't tell her.
There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel
With every bite for fifty years
he was sorry he'd been cruel
Tag: calvin-and-hobbes barney
There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.
Bill WattersonThings are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend
Bill WattersonI’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Bill WattersonOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...
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