Men are as faithful as their options.
Chris RockWe got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!
Chris RockTag: wealth hunger allergies plenty
If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
Chris RockWealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
Chris RockYou cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
Chris Rockبعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة في أي لحظة، فعليك أن تعيش كل يوم كأنه آخر أيامك. هذا هراء. الحيـاة طويلة. ومن المحتمل جداً أنك لا تموت في حادث سيارة، وعندها عليك أن تعيش مع نتائج خياراتك لمدة خمسين عاماً
Chris RockOnly a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris RockTag: women
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
Chris RockTag: comedy guns chris-rock
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Chris RockTag: humor
Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.
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