Do you know?
What the fuck do women want?
l know what you want: everything.

Chris Rock

Tag: women chris-rock

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Men lie the most,

women tell the biggest lies.

Chris Rock

Tag: men women lies lie

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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.

Chris Rock

Tag: humor-inspirational

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Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think that people are confusing the two. It’s only a fire when it offends the fans, and the fans turn on you. Tosh has fans, and they get the joke. If you’ve watched enough Tracy Morgan, you let the worst thing go by. When did Tracy Morgan become Walter Cronkite? You have to mean something to me to offend me. You can’t break up with me if we don’t date.

Chris Rock

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