You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
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It was a machine-gun orgasm, dark chocolate, spring water in the desert, a hallelujah chorus and the cavelry coming to the rescue all at once.
Christopher MooreOne Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wizened granny was going for, but instead of twisting it out of his hand with some mystic kung fu move as he expected, she looked him in the eye and shook her head - just a jog, barely perceptible really - it might have been a tic, but it was the most eloquent of gestures. Charlie read it as saying: O White Devil, you do not want to purloin that purple fruit, for I have four thousand years of ancestors and civilization on you; my grandparents built the railroads and dug the silver mines, and my parents survived the earthquake, the fire, and a society that outlawed even being Chinese; I am mother to a dozen, grandmother to a hundred, and great-grandmother to a legion; I have birthed babies and washed the dead; I am history and suffering and wisdom; I am a Buddha and a dragon; so get your fucking hand off my eggplant before you lose it.
Christopher MooreTag: humor
People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world.
Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!
Christopher MoorePeople are horrible and they lie.
Christopher MooreGive us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.
Christopher MooreEarth was totally unprepared for an enemy made of meat.
Christopher MooreLet's high stick that moose in the fun bags.
Christopher MooreThere's something out on the wing.
Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing.
Told you.
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