I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
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We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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I make love like never, only less often.
Dark Jar Tin ZooLove isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
Dark Jar Tin ZooI am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
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