I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
Darynda Jones.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
Darynda JonesInsanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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I had a soft spot for crazy people.
Darynda JonesI disagree.” She squeezed lovingly. “Your dad has always supported you. All of this negativity, this pent-up aggression and self-loathing—”
“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?
I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds.
“Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked.
“I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?”
“Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.
Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to side. “I’m trying to see past a little girl on my hood."
“Oh. Isn’t that dangerous?”
“Normally. But she has a knife.”
“Oh, well, then, I guess it’s okay.
Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
Darynda JonesInsanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT
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