I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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I had a soft spot for crazy people.

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I disagree.” She squeezed lovingly. “Your dad has always supported you. All of this negativity, this pent-up aggression and self-loathing—”
“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?

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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds.
“Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.

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Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked.
“I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?”
“Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

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Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to side. “I’m trying to see past a little girl on my hood."
“Oh. Isn’t that dangerous?”
“Normally. But she has a knife.”
“Oh, well, then, I guess it’s okay.

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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

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Mots clés humor

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