She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
Darynda JonesYou rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.
Darynda JonesTag: humor paranormal ghost
Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.
Darynda JonesBienvenido de nuevo.
Veo que los asesinos han fallado.
(Camiseta)
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker
Tag: humor life-lessons
I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
Hypothermia. That’s what they called it. I called it being freaking alive, and I couldn’t have been more grateful.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
I’m currently unsupervised
It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless
Tag: humour
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