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You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

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