Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
George CarlinTag: humorous
Точно когато открих смисъла на живота те го смениха
George CarlinIs there another word for synonym?
George CarlinIf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
George CarlinThe older you get, the better you realize you were.
George CarlinNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George CarlinTag: humor attributed-no-source stupidity human-nature misattributed-george-carlin
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
George CarlinTag: humor philosophy comedy george-carlin
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George CarlinTag: living-sober
Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.
George CarlinAnd off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.
George CarlinTag: humor funny star-trek funny-accidents
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