Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Groucho Marx

Tag: humor absurdist



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Hello, I must be going.

Groucho Marx


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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Groucho Marx


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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Groucho Marx

Tag: humor insult gibe



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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx

Tag: humor



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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same,
I must be going.

Groucho Marx


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All geniuses die young.

Groucho Marx

Tag: genius die young



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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed.

Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Groucho Marx

Tag: men women sex nudity attraction interested



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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...

Groucho Marx


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With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Groucho Marx

Tag: women humour



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