The press conference was held in a courtroom at the new county courthouse, a space that did its best to translate justice into laminated wood.
John SandfordEven thinking was hard.
John SandfordTag: helicopter-landing
Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?
John Sandford....there are as many nuts on the left as there are on the right, and in the long run, the lefties are probably more dangerous.
John SandfordTime passes, but sometimes it beats the shit out of you as it goes.
John SandfordGot here half an hour ago and had a look, eyeballin' it," Sawyer said. "It's murder, all right. Tell you something else - the sun went down, and it's as dark as the inside of a horses's ass out here."
"You're sure?"
"Well, I've never actually been inside a horses's ass.
Tag: humor horse bad-blood virgil-flowers
I once defenestrated a guy. The cops got all pissed off at me. I was drunk, but they said that was no excuse."
"Ah well," Virgil said. Then, "The guy hurt bad?"
"Cracked his hip. Landed on a Prius. Really fucked up the Prius, too."
"I can tell you, just now is the only time in my life I ever heard 'defenestration' used in a sentence," Virgil said.
"It's a word you learn after you done it," Morton said. "Yup. The New Prague AmericInn, 2009."
Virgil was amazed. "Really? The defenstration of New Prague?
Does a chicken have lips?
John SandfordNuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.
John SandfordFirst she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but it cost a lot of money, so she tried Buddhism and yoga, and those didn’t work, so she started drinking. I think that helped, because she’s still drinking.
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