Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.
MaryJanice DavidsonTag: perspective vampires
What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time.
MaryJanice DavidsonHow's your grandpa?"
"Still worried that your blackness will infect me."
"That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all the babies will come out black, too. We all voted on the plan at the last Black Conspirators meeting.
What the hell was it about e-mail that made everybody forget the stuff they learned in second grade, like capitalizing I and proper names, and using periods? Hello? We all learned how to do this less than five years out of diapers!
MaryJanice DavidsonTag: grammar
A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.
MaryJanice DavidsonTag: vampires
Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.
MaryJanice DavidsonDon't look at his groin. Don't look at his groin. Don't mention that he doesn't have a vagina, so 'we' is bullshit. This is not the time to mention your pet peeve about expectant fathers talking how 'we' are having a baby. Don't. Don't.
MaryJanice DavidsonTag: humor pregnancy pet-peeves annoyed
All this to say of course Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amount of your dumbness. It hurts me,' he whined.
MaryJanice DavidsonAll writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.
MaryJanice DavidsonGod is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.
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