One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
Matt GroeningWhen authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, here is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt GroeningTag: humor
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson
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[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.
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Batman's a scientist.
Matt GroeningAmerica's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!
Matt GroeningTag: america health-care
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
Matt GroeningLisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
Matt GroeningTag: lisa-simpson the-simpsons marge-simpson moaning-lisa
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Matt GroeningWhat I’ve noticed in a lot of other cartoonists is a sullen resentfulness about their lack of attention and tiny checking accounts. I vowed back in the days when I had no money that I would not allow that kind of bitterness to overtake me. . . . Cartooning, in general, is a very solitary occupation, and it breeds all sorts of self-punishing thinking
Matt GroeningTag: comics
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