Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!

Matt Groening

Tag: humor



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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"

(Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

Tag: democracy the-simpsons homer-simpson



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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Matt Groening

Tag: futurama



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Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.

Matt Groening


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No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.

Matt Groening


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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Matt Groening

Tag: women



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Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas

Matt Groening


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But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Matt Groening

Tag: religion simpsons



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I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

Matt Groening

Tag: humor homer-simpson homer-simpson-quotes



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Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Matt Groening

Tag: futurama the-robot-devil



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