Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!
Matt GroeningTags: humor
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"
(Homer Simpson)
Tags: democracy the-simpsons homer-simpson
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Matt GroeningTags: futurama
Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Matt GroeningNo matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.
Matt GroeningWell you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Matt GroeningTags: women
Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas
Matt GroeningBut Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Matt GroeningI'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
Matt GroeningTags: humor homer-simpson homer-simpson-quotes
Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Matt GroeningTags: futurama the-robot-devil
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