Did you hear something?"

"No."

"Did I hear something?"

"...I don't know...

Matt Groening

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Matt Groening

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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.

Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

Matt Groening

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I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."

Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."
--Mr. Burns

Matt Groening

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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
--Reverend Lovejoy

Matt Groening

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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."
--Leonard Nimoy

Matt Groening

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But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Matt Groening

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