When people bore me, I close my eyes and try to remember the order the Seven Dwarfs marched in. But it's not always the dwarfs I think about. Sometimes aI try to list all of the Canadian provinces.

Stephan Pastis

Tag: canada snow-white



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One funny image can sometimes save an otherwise mediocre strip. At least that's what I tell myself so I don't feel quite as crappy when I've just wasted four hours drawing and coloring a Sunday strip.

Stephan Pastis

Tag: comics



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If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.

Stephan Pastis

Tag: dinner crayons drawing



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It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

Stephan Pastis


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Humility is what you strive for when you've failed at everything else.

Stephan Pastis


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You act like a team player,you be nice to everyone for your entire life,then you die.

Stephan Pastis


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