London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be pissed
Tara SivecMoney can't buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing.
Tara SivecAfter the epidural was firmly in place, I double checked that we had a waiver on file that states we would own the hospital should my wife become paralyzed. If I was going to feed her mashed peas and wipe her ass until we die, I wanted to be rich.
Tara SivecIt's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.
Tara SivecYou spidermanned the one you love.
Tara SivecUncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Tara SivecGranted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.
Tara SivecYou're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's a tough pill to swallow. I'm not a foul-mouthed, cute little kid anymore. I'm now a foul-mouthed, cute adult.
Tara SivecTag: tara-sivec love-and-lists
Love and lists. Just remember, love and lists. Nothing else matters.
Tara SivecTag: tara-sivec love-and-lists
Liz rolled her eyes at me and I resisted the urge to reach over the console and punch her in the vagina. Pussy Punch: when a Twat Tap just isn't enough.
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