What is magic?
There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!
Terry PratchettTag: stupidity religion humour gods
He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
Terry PratchettIt's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocalypse.
Terry PratchettTag: sourcery
Insanity is catching.
Terry PratchettTag: insanity
I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat.
-Lord Vetinari
Tag: to-live-by
One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.
Terry PratchettTag: new-york-city neil-gaiman shoehorn-with-teeth they-might-be-giants
It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you.
Terry PratchettJust erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
Terry PratchettTag: erotic kinky suggestive
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
Terry PratchettTag: humor death laughing gallows-humor
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